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๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐— ๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฎ ๐——๐—ถ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜€

by Belle Brooks Author can be read as a standalone.

This Book is Rated โ€˜๐™€โ€™ for: ๐—˜๐—ซ๐—ง๐—ฅ๐—˜๐— ๐—˜ Parenting.

๐—˜๐—ก๐—ง๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—ง๐—”๐—œ๐—ก๐—œ๐—ก๐—š Grossness.

๐—˜๐—ก๐—ง๐—›๐—ฅ๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š Relationships.

๐—˜๐—ซ๐—–๐—˜๐—ฆ๐—ฆ๐—œ๐—ฉ๐—˜ Cussing, under onesโ€™ breath.

And a whole lot of ๐—˜๐—ฉ๐—˜๐—ก๐—ง๐—™๐—จ๐—Ÿ situations!

๐„๐ฑ๐œ๐ž๐ซ๐ฉ๐ญ

Nick falls against the door frame, his back pushed to the wood.

He clutches his chest. โ€œWell blow me down. Cindy Crawford is on my bed. Iโ€™m one dumb, lucky son of a gun.โ€

I giggle as I rake my gaze from his shaggy brown, but sun-bleached hair, to his chestnut eyes. His navy-blue work clothes are covered in speckled plaster dust remnants. Heโ€™s never been more handsome to me. Even though he has many creases around his eyes and across his forehead these days, and he sports a tiny dad-potbelly that once was a tight six pack, Iโ€™d never want to change a single thing about him. My husband is perfect.

He growls from deep in his throat. His straight white teeth are on full display. Then he licks his lower lip.

โ€œYou like what you see?โ€ I give him a cheeky wink.

He bares his teeth, gnashing them together. โ€œSo, so very much. I want to lick, bite, and devour every single piece of you. You are better than ice-cream and you know how much I love me some ice-cream…โ€

๐ป๐‘’ ๐‘‘๐‘œ๐‘’๐‘ . ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘, ๐ผ ๐‘‘๐‘œ. My cheeks redden with heat.

โ€œMy wife is hot.โ€ He kicks off his boots, unfastens the belt holding up his strides, and stalks to the end of the bed.

โ€œHoney, clothes off outside the room. The dust will go everywhere, and I hate cleaning, you know this.โ€ I shouldnโ€™t care, our house is perma-messy, but plaster dust is hell to clean off fabric.

โ€œSorry, babe.โ€ He turns in a flash, rushes out of the bedroom, and drops his draws in the hallway. He unbuttons his work shirt, revealing the hairy chest he tells our boys he got from eating all his greens as a young whippet, before stripping the material completely away. He stops. Our eyes connect.

โ€œJocks off out here too?โ€

I nod.

He removes them in one swift motion.

โ€œAm I right to come in now?โ€

โ€˜The Beastโ€™ draws my attention. I wiggle my eyebrows in response.

โ€œGeez youโ€™re a horn dog.โ€

I smile. โ€œUh-huh.โ€

Nick doesnโ€™t walk or saunter into the room. Instead, he does a jig, like a poorly postured version of a cha-cha, slide. I giggle.

โ€œAre you laughing at me?โ€

I sit upright and point to my chest. โ€œMe? Laughing at you? Never!โ€

He rushes in my direction, lunges onto the bed, and pushes me flat on my backโ€”him hunched over the top. His pearly whites blind me. Oh, how his smile could light up the stormiest of days. Our eyes find each other.

โ€œHello, you,โ€ he says.

โ€œHello, you.โ€

๐—”๐—ฉ๐—”๐—œ๐—Ÿ๐—”๐—•๐—Ÿ๐—˜ ๐—ก๐—ข๐—ช!

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Title: His First Lady
Series:ย  Capitol Hill Seriesย 
Author: Beth Fred
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Release Date:ย June 18, 2019
Publisher: Limitless Publishing

 

My campaign manager says no one wants a bachelor in the White House and this election is drawing near. The solution? To hold a cattle call, and whatโ€™s up for auction? Me.

 

Lucky for me I cross paths with Mandy Buchananโ€”a feisty blonde who isnโ€™t afraid to call me a jerk to my face. But sheโ€™s in quite the predicament herself. Mandy needs money since her dad refuses to pay for a frivolous degree. So, we strike a bargain.
I get a wife, and she gets her degree.
The deal was simple. No complications. No problems.
While Mandy pretends to be the perfect First Lady, I start noticing her in a way that has nothing to do with politics or practicality. Those curves. Her eyes. The way her face lights up when she talks about her work. Sheโ€™s beautiful.
Suddenly sheโ€™s no longer just a pawn to help me get into the White House. Sheโ€™s more than that, and I no longer want to play pretend. I want her to be mine in every way.
Now I just need to convince her that our sham marriage might just be the real deal.

 

 

Meet Beth Fred! That’s me! I’m a full time ELF keeper and part time writer/blogger/writing instructor. I like my tea hot, my romance sweet, and my heroes chivalrous. Heroes hold open doors, refer to you as ma’am, make promises they keep, and aren’t afraid to profess their undying love. It’s not breakfast if there aren’t carbs(at least, not in the South). Fajitas, carnitas, and churros are just few of my favorite things. Bet you can’t guess where I’m from ๐Ÿ˜‰

 

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LIV:ย  There are really only three things I need in life: sex, baseball, and winning. My hot boyfriend and season tickets take care of the first two, while I always do my best to cover the last. So developing an unexpected crush on a new friend is more than a little inconvenient. I don’t have anything but friendship to offer Brett, but with the way he looks at me, he has me wishing I did.ย 
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LEO: My brother likes to think he’s the cleaver one, and I usually let him. He’s the crown prince, after all. But he’s cocked things up royally this time, pardon the pun. It will take some quick thinking and a heavy dose of luck, but I’ll pull us out of it. Even if it means putting my trust in a stranger … a tempting strangerย  who carries a wrench and an attitude.
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RUBY: I knew before I even agreed that this would be a bad idea. But given my circumstances, I had little choice but to take these rich country-club rejects up on their offer. A ride in exchange for the money my uncle and I owe. How bad could it be? I’m sure I’ll survive and hopefully fix my problems in the process, but my heart might not be so lucky.
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